Eyezone Massager will "make you feel rejuvenated"

Sure, it looks like something that would show up in a community theater production of "The Fly," but the makers of the $25 Eyezone Massager say their mask uses the principles of Chinese acupuncture to "provide relief for a range of eye problems" and "alleviate symptoms and make you feel rejuvenated." Hey, we're game, as long as we can wear it at work. Our one beef: it's not USB-powered.