Retinasafe-18's apparently 100% accurate biometric security

We're not entirely sure how we'd feel protecting our corporate car with a Reinasafe-18 (so what if it's a Geo Metro?), but if you're the type to drop $1,200 on what some completely, totally reputable looking company claims is
"100%" accurate biometric safety of your car when programmed with up to 10 iris patterns. (You have no idea how relieved we are that biometrics finally reached that pivotal 100% accuracy level, or that the Retinasafe scans irses, and not retinas.) Let's just hope someone doesn't get a little too up on your wheels and try and pull a Demolition Man move
like before.

[Via TRFJ]