Bono, that two-timing slut

So... Bono was in Seattle for a gig and I guess times are tough and hotel rooms are scarce so he had no choice but to crash at Bill's pad. I hear they stayed up all night giggling like school girls and making crank calls to Cupertono.

So tell me, Bono... who is your daddy, huh? Don't make Steve angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.