Put a Tiger in your tank and a sock in your mouth

By Laurie A. Duncan

I betcha Jim Dalrymple's head is about ready to explode today, but that's ok – I predict the novelty of the tennuous Tiger aphorisms will wear off in a few more weeks.

I think we've exhausted the Tiger striped headlines today, though. In the last 5 minutes I've seen the following phrases used:

  • Tiger by the tail
  • Tiger on the loose
  • Tiger unleashed
  • Apple bares Tiger's teeth
  • Tiger roars into stores
  • Apple sets Tiger free on public
  • Tiger leaps to the forefront
  • Apple Releases Its Tiger
  • An Ambush of Tigers

Dalrymple's not alone. I think my head is about to explode too. Make it stop!!!
 

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