Auravisions: dig that glow

By Thomas Ricker

Now we're not big on human energy nodes, but humor us for a
second and imagine that Engadget is a white ball of healing light. Now step forward through the back door of your
mind. That's right. You're going deeper into your cave. And you're going to find, your
power animal... If these words make your chakra aura
glimmer, then think about getting it, uh, bioresonanzed (is that a word?). It just so happens that Auravisions is
the "#1 internet source for aura chakra bioresonanz imaging systems." However be warned, "You CANNOT use
TOSHIBA computers, HEWLITT-PACKARD computers, SELF-BUILT computers (no major brand name) or MAC computers" as
they are incompatible. Whoa, bad karma dude.

[Via The Red Ferret Journal]

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