Everything Bad is Good for You
It turns out—according to Mr. Johnson—that all those hours you've wasted glued to the computer/television screen playing video games have actually made you smarter than your parents (assuming they never played these kinds of games). That's right, higher IQ scores and better problem-solving skills. Throw in an obsessive TV-show watching schedule and you'd best consider yourself a bona fide genius. Cool.
[Thanks, Joe C]