WWSJD

What Will Steve Jobs Do?

Everyone is aflutter with excitement over the possible news. Lots of gossiping going on. This is surprising considering that for the past season, everyone online has been letting out one slow yawn about the WWDC prospects. Everything looked very uneventful until just about a month ago when we all discovered that there would be a Stevenote. Then, suddenly, everything started spinning up. People started to show interest. And just before the weekend the entire Internet exploded with wild rumors about Apple switching to Intel.

So are you obsessed with WWSJD? If so, repent from your gossipmongering! Grab yourself a BiblePod and hold your iPod tight to your chest and embrace the truth that whatever will be, will be. The future's not ours to see....

Relax. It will all be over shortly...