Nu Musica's cryptically named DAP
Nu is a company so chic it only needs two letters. They even thought that was too wordy to use as a logo, so their Musica player is emblazoned merely with the letter "n" before being shot up with bullet holes. We think this may be evidence of a new cutting edge marketing technique, to display how far some are willing to go to get their hands on this player. Actually, we're just stalling because the only thing anyone knows about this player is it's got an OLED
screen, 12-hour battery life (one AAA), and will come in 256/512/1GB flavors. Whatever, man — it's not like we're obsessed with specs or anything. We can hang.