Krazy Korean cellphone health services

Whilst elsewhere around the globe content providers
are scrambling to get into cellphones, in Korea it's the doctor who's got a place in your mobile. We already know the mosquito repellent is quickly becoming a stock option, but thanks to KTF our cellphones can also heal our indigestion with massage and music therapy (massage?). The MultiPack Awakener blasts us over a 2,000Hz range in stages to ensure that even the deepest slumber will be broken by the time they turn it up to 11. Best yet, the MultiPack Hangover Cure hits us with "green music stimulating metabolism"
which includes bird sounds, flowing water, wind, and, um, cattle noises to shake us from that not-so-fresh feeling the morning after that 5th shot of tequila. Nothing like a bovine melody in the early morning to clear that foggy head. Thanks, KTF!