Caption contest: if the shoe fits…

It's Friday, and you know what that means... time for a little caption creativity! We'll start off:

Barb: "Wiiiiilmaaaaa! Get me off this crazy thing!"

Ryan: "Actually, this is a photo of one of someone who just wasn't quite ready for world-class weightlifting."

Peter: "Remember how I said I was going to kick your ass someday?"