Gadgets I bought while I was drunk

Last week b3ta had a great thread (which they've since closed) where readers revealed the craziest stuff they had bought while they were drunk, which we're shamelessly swiping and repurposing as "Most shameful gadget or piece of useless crap I bought while I was drunk." C'mon, we've all got some eBay skeletons in the closet, plus you don't have to use your real name, so don't be afraid to let us know about how you "accidentally" bought an N-Gage after throwing back a few cold ones last year.