Caption contest: Machine gun bass guitar

Peter: "If only The Nuge played bass..." or "Technically speaking, you wouldn't be shredding."

Ryan: "For those about to rock, we 21-gun salute you."

Marc: "To quote Ah-nold: 'Ah'll be Beck (Jeff, that is).'"

Barb: "Symphony of Destruction, dude."

[Via Music Thing]