Vessel Inc.'s Time Tags tell time. What more do ya want?

Stopwatches? Atomic clocks? Pssssht. We want just the time, ma'am, just the time. Vessel Inc. delivers with these little Time Tag dealies that clip onto wherever and just get their time on without any other fuss. They're sold in pairs for $18, and the only catch is that in order to swap out the battery, you have to contact customer service. Huh,
we're not sure why but that sounds sorta familiar.