The scrolling message mug

What do you get for that ultra-chic urbanite friend who's already packing every gadget known to humankind? You get them this. Because only a ridiculously tacky scrolling message mug that comes pre-stocked with the interchangeable messages Happy Birthday, Congratulations, World's Greatest Dad, World's Greatest Mom, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year,
Cheers Cheers Cheers, and I Love You is going to piss them off enough to break through that jaded veneer. Plus, they'll have something to seed the pot for when they get old and start having garage sales.