Speaking of anti-iPod sentiments...

By Laurie A. Duncan

International
Anti-iPod day is
Saturday, August 6th. So says Anti-ipod.co.uk.

"The tiny and insignificant box of memory chips known unto us as the iPod is warping the minds of it's users (otherwise known as iPeople), rendering them incapable of communication and destroying our culture – why talk when you can inject yourself with another dose of musical disharmony through the syringe of the iPod? Basically- iPods suck! Rise against this cult!"

How about a few kooky conspiracy theories to back that up, pal? Oh yeah, he's got those too.

  • "More and more people are beginning to believe that Apple (the company who make iPods) are monitoring iPeople everywhere, watching their every move and location gathering intelligence about it's users. It is now becoming a strong belief across the net that the FBI also have some involvement in the matter."
  • "...when you listen to iPods it is possible that a series of programmed high pitch frequencies undetectable by the human ear could be 'washing' your brain."
  • "There is strong evidence that iPods have little aliens that live in them."

Someone buy this guy an iPod already!
 

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