Stylegate's computers make you a baller

You've already got sports themed gadgets of every other variety, don't you? So why not have your PC join the pantheon and be done with it? Oh, because you
already did, right. Well, uh, that was a helmet; these are balls, man, "baskerballs." You know you can't resist—these guys are so obsessed with sports they don't even have to spell their own company name right on their site. "STYLERAGTE" 4EVA! So are you gonna get on this, or are we gonna have to snap you with a wet towel, pledge?

[Via Stuff]