The jaw goes robo

Ah, mastication is finally going mechanical—now we can chomp down endlessly on that Charlston Chew and/or Wacky Taffy as we see fit, or use our chomps it to join the forces of evil in the tradition of Jaws or Baron Underbheit. But really we'd just like to say thanks to the team of University of Auckland engineers who've designed the first robojaw, now a mere six months from prototype phase. Can't wait to get ours so we can chew the crap out of this pack of gum right here, man.