The bikini that goes ding! when you're done cooking
Just in case you forgot, it's still summertime. And we all know the only clothes capable of solving that pesky tan-line issue happen to be your stock invisible bikini and the ever-classy birthday suit. But if you want to make sure you're at least getting an even melanoma bronze on both sides, New Look's Tan-Timer Bikini gives you an alarm every 15 minutes to let you know to roll that ass over.
[Thanks, Arthur]