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The bikini that goes ding! when you're done cooking

Beach tanners

Just in case you forgot, it's still summertime. And we all know the only clothes capable of solving that pesky tan-line issue happen to be your stock invisible bikini and the ever-classy birthday suit. But if you want to make sure you're at least getting an even melanoma bronze on both sides, New Look's Tan-Timer Bikini gives you an alarm every 15 minutes to let you know to roll that ass over.

[Thanks, Arthur]