What would you do for a Mac?

We are all painfully aware of the madness that happened down in Henrico County when the promise of cheap, old iBooks was offered up. Stampeding, yelling, and people urinating on themselves were all activities reported to have happened at this sale.

The question becomes, dear reader, what would you do for a super cheap Mac? Keep in mind that the Mac in question would be just like those iBooks: used for a few years by students and perhaps in working condition.

I wouldn't even get up before 10am to get in line for one of them, how about you?