Systems analyzes as you walk this way

Careful with that slouch now, the University of Tokyo's Center for Spatial Information Science has apparently developed a system of floor-level lasers and overhead cameras that can identify people by analyzing patterns in the way they walk. Apparently intended to doubly help spot terrorists and determine the performance of advertisements, we propose they also integrate "cock of the walk" tracking, wherein more pompous individuals can be targeted for stratetic precision waterballoon attack. Also, we propose they name this system WalkDMC. [Note: sub required for read link]

[Via I4U]