TechXtreme glasses knock Razorblades, prevent heat stroke

Not very often that in one fell swoop your product not only knocks off the most mulletastic of all shades, but helps prevent nasty heat stroke too. Besides setting you back a cool $230, the TechXtreme glasses measure the heat coming off your nose as an effect of the "brain temperature channel," discovered by Yale researcher Marc Abreu, which they can use to transmit data to a wristwatch about your head heat in order to prevent heat stroke. Coming soon to a state fair near you.

[Via Uber-Review]