X-Socks. Yes, they're extreme socks, ok?

The only thing "extreme" about our socks tends to be the wretching convulsions they send our respective podiatrists into, but for those ready to take their feet to the next level of extremity, peep the X-Socks. They feature a "Traverse AirFlow Channel System," a bunch of other extreme buzzwords, and sport a ton of synthetic materials. But mostly they're extremely effective at helping people spend their money on gimmicks.

[Via TRFJ]