A tale of installing a Xserve

I want a Xserve so much it hurts. Sure, there's a little matter of having no real reason to buy one, and the fact that while they are priced very well, they are a little out of my budget at the moment (and they're loud!). However, all of this doesn't stop me from reading tales of setting up Xserves and lusting after one.

Maybe I can do a review of a Xserve for TUAW and then write it off on my taxes. Do we have any accountants in the house?