GM's Hummer laptop. Seriously.

We're kind of thinking instead of introducing their own own OEMed "semi-ruggedized" laptop with the
Hummer branding and styling they should have picked up the Samsung M70 from this weekend—but make no mistake about it, General Motors is capitalizing on the success of the Hummer with a laptop all the same. Built by
Itronix, who make some pretty freaking ugly devices (which ought to fit perfectly with the supreme bustedest of all trucks), the laptop will have all the goodness of their other Windows-based machines, as well as an integrated GPRS/EDGE module—unexpectedly making it the second
commercially available device in the US to feature integrated cellular wireless. The lappie will be available in black or silver with yellow, red, or pewter-gray trim for the ultimate in unnecessarily durable civilian ostentatiousness.