Captain N reacts to the "Revolutionary" announcement

So, with all this frenzied discussion about our
opinions on Nintendo's upcoming remote, we forgot to ask the people who matter – namely, Captain N of the N-Team. Captain N is quite displeased with his new belt buckle – in fact, he is very, very angry. Get the Sugar has written a very off-colored ("It looks like I taped a Sanyo DVD player remote to my crotch") piece chronicling Captain N's discovery, with support from his friend Kid Icarus and sympathy from his enemy Mother Brain.

Just a warning for the young and the nostalgic – citizens of Videoland are pretty loose when it comes to their vocabulary (then again, wouldn't you be if you lived in constant fear of a makeup-laden cerebrum?), so expect much profanity. Enjoy.

[Thanks, Justin]