It's isn't easy being 67th

Sure, we all know that his Steveness is rich, but how rich is he? He's a hard working head of two successful companies and that ought to be worth at least 3.3 billion dollars, right? Fittingly enough that's just what Stevie J is worth!

However, that is only enough to reach number 67 on the 2005 Forbes 400 list of super freakin' rich American dudes (and the occasional lady). At the top of the charts is everyone's favorite ubergeek, Bill Gates (clocking in at a cool 51 billion microbucks) while long time Jobs' pal Larry 'I put the O in Oracle' Ellison is number 5 with a bullet and $17 billion.

My puny mind cannot fathom having a million dollars, let alone multibillions. Ah, to be a pirate of Silicon Valley.