True Blue Love: mating calls from your cellphone

We know many of you were disappointed to find those anonymous Bluetooth geek-hook-ups
a hoax. Don't fret, 'cause there's still hope for us geeks to get some ugly-bumpin' action with True Blue Love — yet another mobile phone
social networking application to exploit Bluetooth and communal ennui. Inflamed homo sapiens configure their Symbian 60 phone with the traits of their ideal sexual hominoid. When the perfect mate comes into range, the phone will "emit a raucous mating call" that "harks back to more primitive exchanges." The Engadget mating call would probably sound like an old DEC LA36
dot-matrix printer for obvious reasons. So think real hard about what your mating call would be should we live in more primitive times — like say, 1985?

[via texually.org]