So let's review; we've now seen the following products that people are using to torture improve the lives of
their dogs: cellphone,
translator,
ultrasonic calming radio,
social networking collar,
texting-bark-identifier,
electronic tag,
digital camera, and
wireless infrared cam. With all this gear dragging him
down, Rover certainly deserves to breathe the freshest air possible (that is, if he isn't already dying of
radiation exposure), and that's where
the Doggles Wearable Ionizer comes in. From the same company that brought us those clever goggles for dogs (Doggles,
get it?), the Ionizer works like any home version (by making airborne particles heavy enough to drop to the ground),
except it gets clipped to Rover's collar. So now while he's busy answering your texts and phone calls, taking pictures
of table legs and poop, and trying to communicate his intense dislike of you, your dog's lungs will always be filled
with crisp, clean, germ-free air.
[Via Strange New Products and
Doggie News]