The micro bomb detector for your keychain

We bring you the, er, "dirty bomb tuned" Micro Bomb Detector. Why do we need this? Well, imagine what a
mesh of bomb sniffin' drones we'd be if we all carried this $219 device. Of course, we assume it's not just filled with kitty litter — not that we'd know differently anyway.
Oh, who cares if a dirty bomb (like this device) preys on radiological ignorance... we're talking about a consumer device which hopes to assuage our fears!