Nintengirls need love too

By Alan Rose

They're lovable. They fetch you presents.
They obey your commands AND work hard to earn you money! They're...not real women! Well, we knew that, but I think they could be on to something with this Chinese web site's spoof of some new dog game for the DS. If this idea ever gets the greenlight, the big N might have to rethink their "touch me" tagline. Are you listening, Rockstar?

Responsible editor's note: the linked web site is rated "M" for "mature" (i.e. there is no nudity).

[Thanks, Zell]

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