You're (not?) watching games in high definition?

It's certainly possible, due to misconfigured kiosks at Wal-marts across the country, or at least one so far. Imagine the unenviable sadness of being subjected to 480i images, a stretched 4x3 image on the widescreen LCD, the horror. Please pray for our high definition brothers and sisters who continue to struggle with such blasphemy.

Joystiq also has reports of Wal-mart idiocy oddities; methinks a few managers may have slept through the last meeting on the subject.

In related news, I am announcing my candidacy for president in 2008. I'm going to run on a faith based platform, for was it not written in the holiest of holy words "where there art an Xbox 360 and a believer, high definition of at least 720p shall be also"?