My plasma stands alone

Ok, my set needs a little help, but this stand from Sanus is just the thing. The Platinum model PFFP2b television stand looks painful to us, but flat-panel sets up to 130 pounds would feel right at home on one of these. The stand features a patent-pending Virtual Axis function that allows you to tilt the screen with just a little pressure from a fingertip. Throwing a football at it when your team gives up a touchdown would likely do the trick as well, but we don't recommend that.

The PFFB2b
also has glass shelving that can handle up to 50 pounds of your high-def gear, so save up for that terabyte-sized HD-PVR. The new stand hits the shelves in early December and will cost around $528 based on a Canadian Dollar price of $619. It doesn't double as a Beermeister;
kinda looks like tap handles on the top, but they're not. You'll still have to send for beer while watching high-def.