The Casio Cassiopeia DT-5200

It runs Windows CE, it's got a 3.7-inch VGA touchscreen, WiFi, Bluetooth, a 1 megapixel camera, an apparent 20 hour battery life, and is ruggedized. And it's freaking huge. We mean, like, latch it to a utility belt because no way in hell this phone's gonna fit in your pocket huge. It's the
Casio Cassiopeia DT-5200, which Akihabara News got to check out in person at the WPC Expo in Japan right now. We'd say we want one, but really we'd rather just carry three or four HTC Universals or W Zero3s around instead.