Santa Claus has a podcast

Yes, that's what it said. Santa is podcasting the goings-on up at the North Pole between now and Christmas Day. I've got to admit it's cute, and if my kids were just a little older they'd go nuts to listen to that. Still, it makes me wonder: What if other fictional holiday characters podcasted about their own tasks and activities? Why not Hanukkah Harry or The Great Pumpkin? Maybe Frank Costanza could regale us with tales of Festivus? Anyone else have a suggestion?

[Via Micro Persuasion]