Tyco designer track for bored execs

Showing how far executive toys have come from Newton's swinging balls (what?), we bring you the $1,500 Designer Tyco Track for bored-rooms everywhere. Don't worry, you can throw back as much whiskey as ya like while operating these racers 'cause thems got magnets see, providing hours of entertainment as you thrill and amaze your clients. And here's a hint for you befuddled execs, the inside track is shorter...but then isn't it always?

[Via TRFJ]