Rival Chocolate Fountain

Okay, so maybe we've been channeling a little too much Willy Wonka (that's Gene Wilder, yo, not Johnny Depp), but we actually really kind of want the $50 Rival Chocolate Fountain.
This baby can take up to five pounds of chocolate, and turn it into a cascade of rich, molten goo. Grab a strawberry,
cookie, finger, IV or whatever you've got nearby, stick it into the stream and mainline that chocolate river. We'll skip the fruits and biscuits and take it with a straw, or maybe a tablespoon. We like our chocolate straight up, no chaser of any kind necessary, as we assume so does the person who you'd be buying one of these for — hopefully they just happen to be in your immediate family so you can keep this thing near by.