Mario Kart Arcade. Can Santa fit a couple in his bag?

It feels like just the other day we could get excited over something as trifling as a Mario Kart themed remote control car. How we can laugh at it all now! We've grown a lot in the past three days, and our new maturity brings with it some degree of sophistication. We want
need a whole set of Mario Kart Arcade GP cabinets for Christmas this year! Five of them oughta cover the entire crew, and at $17,495 each that makes it, uh... times 5... carry the 2... a whole lot of money. Let's put it this way: we don't care how you do it Nintendo. Just make it happen!

I'd like to see Reggie kick some ass on one of these things; you'd actually see his face when he did it!
Anytime Reggie... anytime.

[Via Eurogamer]