How to fix the Doom movie: make it DDR

Movie review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes has a feature up trying to
"fix" the year's top bombs – and with only 17% of the critics calling it good, the game-to-film adaptation of Doom does fall into the category of "2005's worst flicks." How would the RT
editors fix this bomb? Simple: by changing the game and capitalizing on The Rock's recent scene-stealing role as gay bodyguard in the film Be Cool.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson could star as a cash-strapped individual suffering from ADD, who enters a Dance Dance Revolution tournament for fame, glory,
and some lucrative prizes. Yeah, we'd watch it.