Making horrible games less craptacular

In the same spirit as Rotten Tomatoes' recent
guide, 1up has asked 5 developers to fix 5 horrifyingly abysmal (and depressingly real) video games. The suggestions developers give to polish the turds are quite amusing, from adding weaponry to an office management game to rewarding virtual students "in a fashion similar to their real-world counterparts...with slave girls and mountains of cocaine!"

As a college student, myself, I can attest – I have so many slave girls and dead hookers (who overdosed on my many mountains of cocaine) lying around my dorm, I just don't know what to do with all of them – the Salvation Army has refused to take my phone calls anymore.