MetaPoll: How should we get you to vote?

It's time for the 2006 Weblog Awards, which means that it's also time for a completely shameless post that somehow asks you, our dear readers, to nominate and vote for us. However, since we're so keenly invested in your opinion, we're going to let you decide on how exactly we should trick
convince you into voting us into some of the categories, including Best Tagline of a Weblog, Best Writing of a Weblog, Best Group Weblog, Best New Weblog and Best Weblog I've Probably Seen in the Last Few Minutes.

The Apathy Approach

Some website is having some sort of award thing. Whatever. Do what you want.

The Baseless Threat Approach

Vote for us or we'll kill you and your family. And your dog. And your dog's family. You're all made of meat.

The Pathetic Begging Approach

Please vote for us. Pretty please with sugar on top and bleeding knees on a cold, concrete floor below. Please. We'll do anything.

The Unrealistic Bribery Approach

Everyone that votes for us will become eligible to receive a chance at becoming selected as a potential entrant into a selection process that will reward you with the opportunity of winning A BRAND NEW
CAR!!

The Unnervingly Blunt Approach

We like awards a lot, and we'd like to win one. In fact, we'd like to win all of them, including Best Blog By an Emotionally Unstable 15 Year Old Girl Who Just Broke Up With Her Boyfriend and is Totally Into Unicorns. Did we mention we like to win? Because we do. Winning is for winners.

The Misplaced Confidence Approach

Well, another year, another set of awards. We'd like to thank those that are going to vote for us in advance for realizing how brilliantly creative our posts are and how much we deserve those awards. Also, thank you for 2007, 2008 and 2010. We won't be competing in 2009, just so we can give someone else a chance.

The Lingering Jest Approach

Hey, the 2006 Bloggies are here. Go ahead and vote for whatever you like, since we won't be resorting to posting about how you should vote for us. Oh, did we just do that? Well, we don't really blatantly want you to vote for us. OR DO WE?? Just kidding. Or are we?

Place your votes and then...well, place your votes!
Nominations close tomorrow.