David Pogue's Macworld stunt double

Is David Pogue is in such demand these days, that he's got his cardboard cut-out stunt double making appearances for him at the O'Reilly booth?

Before the doors of the Expo Hall opened to the public, I saw David standing there, contently, against the stage backdrop. He was smiling,
as he always is, and I waved to him in a friendly manner as I was approaching to say hello (we're buds, after all).

 I've been having some vision problems of late, and I was still half asleep, so it wasn't until I was only a few feet away that I realized his body language wasn't contentedness... it was cardboardness*. I was about to exchange morning pleasantries with an inanimate object. And I am pretty sure a few people saw me. I thought I heard giggling. I am such a dork!

When I grow up I want to be popular enough to have my own cardboard stunt double.

*not a real word