Jared's nemesis in hysterical webcomic

When Subway's Jared Fogle blamed his NES for making him fat, gamers everywhere rolled their eyes. Gamers like John Pading, who skewered the accusation with a three-panel comic, inspired by Se7en, entitled "Eat Fresh." The 24-year-old Pading noted, "
Subway spokesman Jared Fogle's right in saying videogames made him fat. Before I got my NES, I was like 60 pounds,
maybe. Now, I weigh more than twice that."

Best part: the orange Zapper.