Lesson: don't steal Dash Jr.'s cellphone

Without knowing too much about the situation at hand, we think if we were school kids nowadays we'd probably be especially disinclined to steal some kid's cellphone if, for instance, they went to a posh Manhattan prep school, or if, for example, their last name was Cube, Tip, Cent,
Dre, Dogg, T, or Dash –  especially Dash if they carried a Rocbox instead of an iPod. So you could say we understand why the chumps who swiped Damon Dash Jr.'s cellphone at school were, um,
inclined to hand it over when dude and a couple of his goons showed up at the 89th and Central Park West campus ready to Roc-A-Fella, old school. Apparently the phone was returned within mere minutes; Dash had no comment (he always struck us the austere type), but the best part of the story is easily the anonymous source quoted as having said,
"It's totally true."