A paladin, a priest, and Varimathras walk into a bar...

Reader Dave sent in this link that makes for a good party game to waste five minutes on. As the folks on this thread over at the official forums have demonstrated, you take the classic old joke , WoW it up, and see who comes up with the funniest ending:

A paladin, a priest, and Varimathras walk into a bar...

What happens next? Whoever comes up with the best punchline gets a big no-prize from me. Or maybe a bowl of Dragonbreath Chili, if you come over to my server. See what the rest of the peanut gallery has come up with here.