DS Fanboy vs. E3: We're here!

It's true. Following a journey that lasted over 24 hours and was filled with in-your-face polite air hostesses, barely edible food and abrasive security officials, I've made it to sunny smoggy Los Angeles in the hopes of attending E3 without being killed or maimed in some way. If that endeavor proves to be successful, the DS Fanboy team will be able to provide as much E3 coverage as inhumanly possible. For now, behold some early pictures snapped of the Convention Center, all of them free of drooling geeks (at least for now).

The lesser known Los Angeles Conventi building is situated next to the Los Angeles Convention...no, it's just a tree obscuring the name.

Here we have Xbox 360 fanboy lead blogger, Chris Grant, moments before being pushed in front of a moving vehicle.

This Turok banner illustrates the typical size of an E3 banner — large enough to keep several thousand orphans warm.

No people. It's a glorious sight.

They don't sell any ice cream in this food court, which probably explains why it's so desserted. Ahaha...kill me. Now.

E3 begins here, folks.