Swarovski Crystals on a DS

We can see it already. Paris Hilton is on the phone with one of her million servants demanding that they get her dog a Swarovski-studded "one of those game things. It's hot."

Yes, we agree. This amount of razzel-dazzle is smokin' and for the big bucks too. If you want one, prepare to climb the mountain that is obtaining it. First, you have to get a hold of Japanese designer, Tikko, order one (if possible) and then shell out $400 bucks.

If bling is your "thang," we think, why the hell not? Oh yeah, because it costs $400.