Xbox 360 cooks a fine scambled egg

In case you didn't know, consumer electronics run hot at times, especially when overheating. Yes, hot enough to cook eggs. So after one failed attempt in cooling a red light blinking Xbox 360 with heat gun, a few blokes decided to try something different; make breakfast. I'm totally not playing my 360 anymore. I need a system that runs cool. After all, isn't that why we play games? Cool systems?

[Thanks, Ethan]