Deal of the Day: PSP import games for under $10
If you're too cheap to get any of your loved ones any games from IGN's list, PSPhome.com has compiled some cheap games from Play Asia that may be better suited for your cheap frugle ass.
Yarudora Portable: Kisetsu o Dakishimete (Chinese version)
Yarudora Portable: Double Cast (Chinese version)
Yarudora Portable: Blood The Last Vampire (Chinese Version)
Simple 2500 Series Portable Vol. 4: The Mind Mapping Exercise
And actually, Mecury Meltdown did make IGN's list, so if you are buying some games for someone really young or really dumb, he probably won't even be able to tell the text is in a foreign language.