Make your nub bigger

Are you insecure about your gaming performance? Is your nub too small?
There is now a solution!

EXTRAPAD FOR THE PSP SYSTEM WILL INCREASE NUB SIZE

Available in two colors and five shapes and sizes, each nub is coated in rubber for better grip. This approach has resulted in:

• ROCK SOLID control due to bigger, wider and fuller support
• THROBBING thumb pains are gone due to easier grip
• ALL-NIGHT gaming sessions now made possible
• STRONG and fast installation for multiple gaming sessions!

No worries, men! ITMedia has endorsed the EXTRAPAD solution to help men like you achieve their best possible gaming proficiency. Only 500 yen!

[Via Pocket Gamer. Parody of hilariously named "male enhancement" website.]