Forum Post of the Day: Instance travel ads

I can promise that this thread delivers. In post after post, players describe the best travel ads for each dungeon in the game. And while most of them don't encourage me to actually visit any of these places, but many of them did make me giggle, which makes it all worth the read. My favorites would have to be...

• Uldaman: Because migraines build character.

• Caverns of Time: Thrall is back and he's all out of bubblegum.

• Gnomeregan: Even Guildies Have To Draw The Line Somewhere

• Sunken Temple: Here There Be Dragons. OH DEAR GOD WHO PULLED ALL NINE OF THEM?!?

• Blackwing Lair: What's An Onyxia Scale Cloak?